Well, let me tell ya how to spot them sneaky cockroaches turnin’ your sweet home into their personal playground. First off, if you’re seein’ more of them critters scurrying around than a cat in a room full of rockin’ chairs, that’s your first red flag. Them roaches are bolder than a bald man sellin’ combs when they’re out in the open.
Next, keep your peepers peeled for their droppings – looks like somebody sprinkled pepper where it don’t belong, all dark and gritty-like. And if you’re catchin’ a whiff of somethin’ foul and musty, like dirty socks mixed with week-old garbage, well, that’s the stench of roach royalty.
Now, don’t forget to eyeball your walls and corners for them egg cases – little brown capsules of future misery. And if your wallpaper’s startin’ to look like it’s got the itch, peeling and bubbling up, those roaches might be nesting behind it, plotting their next move.
So, arm yourself with this know-how, march into your castle, and reclaim your territory from those freeloading cockroaches!